50% Off Blowout Sale on ebooks!

50% off list price … sale

from July 1 – 31!

Every one of John Rachel’s books will 

be discounted at Smashwords,

a premier ebook website.   

This is a great opportunity!

Just choose the book you’re interested in by clicking 

on the appropriate link below. Smashwords will 

let you choose the ebook format you prefer.

IT’S THAT EASY! GO FOR IT!

Petrocelli @ 50% off.

Live From Japan @ 50% off.

Blinders Keepers @ 50% off.

Sex, Lies & Coffee Beans @ 50% off.

The Man Who Loved Too Much Book 1 @ 50% off.

The Man Who Loved Too Much Book 2 @ 50% off.

The Man Who Loved Too Much Book 3 @ 50% off.

11 – 11 – 11 @ 50% off.

12 – 12 – 12 @ 50% off.

An Unlikely Truth @ 50% off.

The Peace Dividend @ 50% off.

Candidate Contracts @ 50% off.

Fighting For The Democracy We Deserve @ 50% off.

Love Connection: Romance in the Land of the Rising Sun @ 50% off.

And finally . . .

EVEN his brand new collection of interviews, featuring some of today’s most renowned political commentators, academics, pundits, and activists . . .

The U.S. and Perpetual War @ 50% off.

You know what to do!

Another 5-Star Review: Blinders Keepers

People are still reading Blinders Keepers!

It got another 5-star review posted all over the book-o-sphere. Here it is on Amazon, showing up four days ago:

“Noah is on the run after becoming the innocent suspect in a terrorist bus bombing in a dystopian, extremely near, future US, in which society is on the verge of political, economic (and astronomical) implosion. Noah is an everyman and you see the world through his trusting and rather loving eyes as he races across the country through communes, bee farms, burning man, the hacker-saboteur political underground, and eventually winds up face to face with the highest reaches of deep state power, which turn out to be all too intimate and familial. It’s all very serious, and occasionally quite dark. Except it’s funny as hell. Rachel is an immensely witty and readable writer, whose verbal flights are always aimed at evocation (I’ve never read as vivid a description of burning man) and laughter. It’s a comic political picaresque, equal emphasis on comedy and politics, without a single dull page.  Why haven’t you heard of it? Because it’s too good and too much fun, that’s why.” – brecht (reviewer)

Mind you, this book was published almost seven years ago. Specific incidents aside, as whacky and outrageously funny as it apparently is, it’s truly astonishing how well it captures the absurdity and circus-like environment of our current politics.

If you want a good laugh to dispel some of the anxiety and pessimism which saturates the media and political landscape, take it for a spin.

We’re sure you’ll like it . . . a lot!

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OMG! Don’t panic! But . . .

THERE ARE ONLY 70 MORE SHOPPING DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS!

Well, there’s no reason to lose sleep or hyperventilate.

BECAUSE!

We have the perfect gifts for people who have everything.

(except John Rachel’s books)

You know what to do.

LIVE FROM JAPAN!

SEX, LIES & COFFEE BEANS

THE MAN WHO LOVED TOO MUCH

PETROCELLI

BLINDERS KEEPERS

AN UNLIKELY TRUTH

11 – 11 – 11

12 – 12 – 12

And oh yes . . . look for Love Connection: Romance in the Land of the Rising Sun

in December (we promise)!

Praise for “Sex, Lies & Coffee Beans”

Praise is pouring in from across the globe for this outrageous, ridiculous, rude, surreal work of genius!

Do you seriously want to be the last person on your block to read and enjoy this literary triumph?

Only $2.99 as an ebook and $8.99 in paperback.

Click on any or all of the links below.

As a Kindle ebook from Amazon (US)
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As a deluxe paperback direct from the printer

JUST DO IT!

Listen to the music! . . . “Sex, Lies & Coffee Beans”

Oh wow! Not only can you READ the worst book ever written, now you can LISTEN to the worst songs ever written to go along with the worst book ever written.

Standing on the shoulders of the great psychologists who laid the foundation for her revolutionary work, Dr. Joy was aggressively eclectic. She took Women Who Love Too Much to greater heights with her song “Men Who Love Too Much”. I’m Okay You’re Okay was rescued from sentimentality by her anthem “I’m Okay You’re the Pits”. By far Dr. Joy’s most popular song, “The Rut Less Traveled” was inspired by The Road Less Traveled.

Listen to the music and read the lyrics. And don’t say we didn’t warn you. These songs are infectious! You’ll be singing them in your sleep, then seeking shock therapy in the morning!

Sex, Lies & Coffee Beans … IT’S HERE!

The ebook is ONLY $2.99!

FORGET JORDAN PETERSON! FORGET SIGMUND FREUD! DUMP YOUR THERAPIST!

Until her untimely death in a freak accident at a lesbian orgy island resort in 2009, Dr. Joy Smothers revolutionized modern psychology!

Her songs, her books, her uncanny insights, her unique and powerful healing methods are as relevant today as ever.

Look no further! Dr. Joy is here for you … and nothing will ever be the same!

It’s never too late to be early. So act now!

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