Imagination is so beautiful!

Without a doubt, the literary world is one place where imagination is rewarded generously, from oohs-and-aahs to a place among the gods.

Who are we as mere mortals to question the arrangement?

In our continuing efforts to keep book-lovers enthused and members in good standing of Dr. Joy’s extended family, we are excited to announce a few unexpected but certainly welcome alt-reality accolades, arriving like dreamlike swallows of spring!

Yes … whisper it, shout it, say it with conviction. Ahoy! Breaking news!

Sex, Lies & Coffee Beans has recently won seven literary awards:

Jäätee Hee Hee 2020 – March 9 (Helsinki, Finland)
Darth Vader Cut-To-The-Chase Comedy Awards – March 15 (Portland, Oregon)
Bend Over Like A Four-Leaf Clover Medal of Merit – April 24 (Buffalo, New York)
웃음 문제 없음 2020 – April 29 (Seoul, South Korea)
Don’t Let Me Be Misunderstood Humor & Satire 2020 – May 15 (Austin, Texas)
Nagrada za Humor Ljubljanskih Tankih Gležnjev – May 20 (Ljubljana, Slovenia)
I’ve Got Blisters on My Zingers – June 12 (Minneapolis, Minnesota)

To be candid, we’re speechless … or wish we were.

Moreover, we sure hope that anyone reading this isn’t missing out on the fun. If you are, it’s your own darn fault! Seize the moment …

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