You’ve heard that phrase: “Yeah, it was a real sleeper.”
Maybe talking about a movie or book.
What can I say? I guess I’ve got one on my hands.
Yes . . . LIVE FROM JAPAN!
Trouble sleeping? 9 out of 10 doctors recommend . . .
Praise for “Sex, Lies & Coffee Beans”
Praise is pouring in from across the globe for this outrageous, ridiculous, rude, surreal work of genius!
Do you seriously want to be the last person on your block to read and enjoy this literary triumph?
Only $2.99 as an ebook and $8.99 in paperback.
Click on any or all of the links below.
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JUST DO IT!
People love LIVE FROM JAPAN!
It’s great to be appreciated. That’s what being an author is really all about!
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Live From Japan! ebooks $2.99 until February 14th!
ORDER NOW: EBOOK WILL BE DELIVERED TO YOU ON FEB 14th (Valentine’s Day)
The Kindle version can be pre-ordered HERE.
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Other popular ebook formats can be pre-ordered HERE.
This is the REAL Japan . . . the beauty and charm of life in a traditional rural community, as told by an American expat who has lived there almost 9 years.
450+ full-color photographs! 63 real-life anecdotes!
What it’s like to . . . “Live in a fairy tale!”
“LIVE FROM JAPAN! Arriving very soon!
My deluxe, full-color, large-format book about Japan, as viewed through my American expat eyes, is arriving February 14th (yes, that’s Valentine’s Day).
With over 450 color photos, it’s an expensive volume, coming in at $35.95 in print, normally $9.99 as an ebook.
BUT for the next two weeks, the ebook of LIVE FROM JAPAN! is available as a pre-order in every popular ebook format FOR ONLY . . . $2.99!
I want everyone to have this book. It offers a side of Japan they will never get anywhere else, and unless they come here and stay with me for a few days, are unlikely to experience themselves as a tourist.
Please think about it.
If it feels right . . .
DO IT!
The Kindle version can be pre-ordered HERE.
An Apple iBOOK can be pre-ordered HERE.
A B&N Nook Book can be pre-ordered HERE.
Other popular ebook formats can be pre-ordered HERE.
AND JUST SO YOU KNOW . . . The deluxe full-color, large format print books (like the one I’m holding in the photo above) have arrived EARLY!
A deluxe paperback is now available from Amazon HERE.
A deluxe full-color paperback is available from B&N HERE.
Listen to the music! . . . “Sex, Lies & Coffee Beans”
Oh wow! Not only can you READ the worst book ever written, now you can LISTEN to the worst songs ever written to go along with the worst book ever written.
Standing on the shoulders of the great psychologists who laid the foundation for her revolutionary work, Dr. Joy was aggressively eclectic. She took Women Who Love Too Much to greater heights with her song “Men Who Love Too Much”. I’m Okay You’re Okay was rescued from sentimentality by her anthem “I’m Okay You’re the Pits”. By far Dr. Joy’s most popular song, “The Rut Less Traveled” was inspired by The Road Less Traveled.
Listen to the music and read the lyrics. And don’t say we didn’t warn you. These songs are infectious! You’ll be singing them in your sleep, then seeking shock therapy in the morning!
Sex, Lies & Coffee Beans … IT’S HERE!
The ebook is ONLY $2.99!
FORGET JORDAN PETERSON! FORGET SIGMUND FREUD! DUMP YOUR THERAPIST!
Until her untimely death in a freak accident at a lesbian orgy island resort in 2009, Dr. Joy Smothers revolutionized modern psychology!
Her songs, her books, her uncanny insights, her unique and powerful healing methods are as relevant today as ever.
Look no further! Dr. Joy is here for you … and nothing will ever be the same!
It’s never too late to be early. So act now!
Be among the first to treasure this game-changer. Buy it as a . . .
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Petrocelli … a True Crime Thriller
From the mercurial mind of John Rachel, based on true stories from the from the violent and gruesome under-world of sex trafficking, where millions of children and adolescents across the globe are held in bondage as slaves, the book that has everyone gasping . . .
For a limited time only, both the ebook and the deluxe print paperback of Petrocelli will available at special sale prices.
The Kindle version is only $3.99 — get it HERE.
The deluxe paperback is only $12.95 — get it HERE.
Holiday Specials!
Arriving in February 2021 (Valentine’s Day)!
Live From Japan!
The original publication date for John Rachel’s new book was supposed to be end of October.
But everyone and everything has been affected by the Covid-19 crisis. This mess has impacted us too. Publishing and printing are backed up. Meaning, Live From Japan! will now be available February 14, 2021.
Sorry about that. But we promise it’ll be worth the wait!
Live From Japan! is a captivating, heart-warming, funny, and informative look at contemporary Japan, through the eyes of an American expat.
It includes sixty-three anecdotes about the Land of the Rising Sun, its people, culture, traditions, and institutions.
